I've got a friend, locally, that teaches CCW courses and also does gunsmithing work. He does refinishing, too. I've seen some of the stuff he's turned out. Pretty nice and he can do your ideas or his own. Does Cera-Coat and other finishes in camo, black and white check and different colors. He could and would do something like this if someone asked him! Although, for the life of me, I'm with you and don't know why they would!!!