[hobbles]

Did y'all hear about the guy that pulled a "submachine gun " because he didn't want to a pay 22 cents tax?
Angry over 22-cent tax on soda, man pulls out submachine gun in store: police - Chicago Sun-Times

Turns out it was a 22 semi-automatic pistol.
Pistol Turned to ?Submachine Gun? By Clueless Media | Wizbang

 

[hardshot]

lol, sheesh. Yeah they feel like they can write whatever they want with or without the proper story or knowledge.